Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Category theory after college days .

Engineering  students generally computer engineering student have this mental block specially in india to complete the degree . In rest of the world its like the movie " THE GRADUATE " , once you finish  your graduation many of us do't know what to do next , many of us never had planned for that . We were too busy with idea of completing the degree .







Being Dazed and confused :


You now come to a point where You do't have any plans.
 So this blog will research and categories the different options
 student opt after the graduation and how they find life is so boring and then will emphasis why am i so Confused.


So first what is category theory ? its kind'a complicated stuff in mathematics but we'll use this name to refer different set of people what they do based on year they spend after graduation.




Type 1 Graduates : The Champs

These students never pays attention towards studies generally get low grades and have many marksheets with them due to backlogs . I call these people as " The Champs " They are only interested in fun stuff , freaks with capability to hack / twist the system to complete the job with minimum effort required and with average grades . who cares about the grades . 

  • Till graduation  : They indulge in every unimportant tasks and generally avoids college as far as possible . These guys have lots of friends and talk and smiles too much . Have pathetic relationship with the head of the department .



  • After Graduation : No idea what to do . With his friends getting jobs , going for Masters study now left with no one to make fun and no other thing to do .The only thing they do after graduation is day dreaming  and relaxation . Who on earth do't want to go for sabbaticals for some time ?? hah ..

   

Type 2 Graduates : The Vanilla Boys

These students go to college regularly and pays attention to the class , & achieve high grades .They have got the placements and waiting for the joining letter or rest who belongs to this group gets the job with few backstrokes , family relations . 

  • Till graduation  : Study heavily and have girlfriend who act sophisticated in public . healthy relationship with professors and have respect for the cloths (Formals).
  • After Graduation : Go to  office 10 - 5 talks like their boss is king and drive with average speed. Always go for a trip in between or after to look like having fun but they do that for of-course pictures . 





Type 3 Graduates : The Certification Guy


These students were forced into the field due to various reasons , successfully stepping one semester at a time with average grades . They know there are not going to get the job as they know nothing at all these guys includes those people who opt for sql certification while graduation , anything except sql certification is outside their scope. 

  • Till graduation  : Never understands that but they gets high internal marks every-time , may be due to professors do't consider them as rebels or may not have noticed that even they exists. They follow one principle of computer science " DRY " (always looks like that) . Living is not at all in their to-do list . 
  • After Graduation : Go for certification thats the only chance to get the job . Java is the favorite language go for that even though they ignored the same language for years . I do't know know how to code lets go for linux certification . After getting certifications opt for mediocre jobs and full day DRY looking faces again
  


Type 4 Graduates : Master Class Guys

These students does well in terms of grades but want to get to higher education , we deserve better is the motto .They join some sort of Institutes to prepare for masters. There is a subcategory of students as they can't get a job on good scores  due to personality issues opt for the same .Some subset of students have foreign interests and go international for better future. 

  • Till graduation  : Work hard in the class . Act like saints , I do't know but girls like them. Respected by everyone and have high tolerant levels for anything.They never do any illegal things and have faith in god , parents , media ,  .... I do't know why , i think even they do't , for sure .
  • After Graduation : Work hard again for one more year and learn stuffs they did last year but now with more affirmation to enter in top colleges. They always taste success in their goal to enter into the college / foreign universities.